YAADEIN MONEY BACK. READ IF YOU HAVE WATCHED YAADEIN[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Yaadein Forum ] Posted by THE--TERMINATOR on July 30, 2001 at 13:03:08:
Hello Guys, I called up my long lost buddy (known to you guys as the Great Showman Subhash Ghai), Subho to tell him the truth about his knew movie Yaadein (known as ‘Paadein—Hrithik’s fart lost in Ghai’s Memories’ in a very small circle of Class ‘A’ netizens), and do something to relieve the innocent people of the world from watching this diarrhea giving movie. Here’s the conversation between me n’ Subho over the phone (July 29, 2001 22:30 Hrs CST), exclusively written for you guys: Terminator: Hi Subho, how you doin’ Man! Subho: I am good, how are you? Terminator: I am fine Thanks!! Now lets cut the ‘How are you’ crap and get to the point, I have heard that you have started making movies in Bollywood?? Subho: Ya that’s right, why what happened? Terminator: None much! But is it true that you directed some new movie called yaadein?? Subho: Yes, I directed it, why? You didn’t like it? Terminator: Sorry to say this, but I haven’t seen it and not planning to see it in this lifetime. Subho: And why do you say that? Terminator: Man! What can I tell you about that flick. In one word, it’s just SHIIIITY!! I have heard so many sorry stories of people about the movie that I would have killed myself if I had made that movie. I mean no offense but see, there are so many people who can’t sleep, can’t eat, can’t shiit, can’t do anything after they watched this movie. Most people (who watched your movie) have just lost their brains. I have even heard that some people went to sleep while watching your movie and never woke up again. Now tell me what you gonna say to the family of those people?? Subho: I am really sorry to hear that. Terminator: You are Sorry! Is that all?? or you gonna do something about it?? Subho: So what you want me to do? Terminator: Well you can’t really undo the tragedy that Yaadein has caused world wide (Thanks to Your Publicity), but at least you can provide some relief to the sufferers. Ok lets do this, pay back the ticket money, and money spend on Popcorns n’ drinks. Subho: Are you sick? Terminator: No I am not, but you will be if you don’t listen to me. Subho: Alright, I will do whatever you say, $ 8.00 for the ticket & $ 10.00 for drinks & Popcorns. Does that sound Ok? Terminator: That’s cool! But what about the families who lost their loved ones in the Yaadein Tragedy?? Subho: What about? I mean what you want me to do? Terminator: Ok, I want you to give those families a year worth supply of beer, either Heineken or Budweiser, with a 2 liter bottle of Coke for every 24 bottles of beer. Subho: Man! Are you crazy? Terminator: No I am not crazy, but if this gets out of hand you will end up paying more, like Vodka n’ Scotch for the next five years to each family. Now how would you like that? Subho: Allright Bro! Lets just leave that with a year of Beer. Terminator: Cool!! Subho: Can you just give me a list of those people who watched Yaadein so that I can start stocking up those Beer Bottles? Terminator: Sure, I will get that for you. Just call me a couple of days later. Cool then, talk to ya later. Subho: Allright Bro, Thanks for saving my Asss! Bye…
Now all you have to do is make a list of how much money you have spend n’ on what? Here’s a guidline: 1) Movie Tickets: $ 2) PopCorns: $ 3) Drinks: $ 4) Any loss of Memory: Six Months supply of beer, (Heineken or Budweiser—You Choose), with a 2 liter bottle of Coke for every 24 bottles of beer. 5) Any loss of life: One years supply of beer, (Heineken or Budweiser—You Choose), with a 2 liter bottle of Coke for every 24 bottles of beer.
Thanking You Yours Sincerely, The Terminator
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