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Thums Up - Thums Down for the Week - 27 Jun 2011
  Who says “Ready” isn’t entertaining!?!?
  - Samir Dave
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Salman Khan shines in ‘Ready’, rising above the tepid screenplay, whilst Om Puri is appealingly cranky in ‘West is West’! Plus stay tuned for more TUTD updates all week long!

Thums Up - Recent Films Worth Watching :-)
 Ready
 PB Rating: 2.0 out of 10  Public Rating (by 400 unique users): 5.17
 Director: Anees Bazmee  Producer: Sohail Khan, Bhushan Kumar, Kishan Kumar, Rajat Rawail, Nitin Manmohan
 Music: Pritam, Devi Sri Prasad  Lyrics: Amitabh Bhattacharya, Ashish Pandit, Neelesh Misra and Kumaar
 Starring: Salman Khan, Asin Thottumkal, Mahesh Manjrekar, Manoj Joshi
 Genre: Comedy  Recommended Audience: General
Ok, stop right here if you are looking for a Bollywood film that’s sleek, stylish and oh so cool in that ultra fab modern way that fans clamor for. “Ready” isn’t for one demographic, but rather is a throwback to the films that were popular in the late 80’s to 90’s. You know, the family drama with comedy and script that is totally senseless. Oh yeah, and some really foot tapping numbers to get your blood rushing and helping to beat you into a frenzy that makes you forget how nonsensical the screenplay is.

So are you ready or not, ‘cause here’s my review of “Ready”. In a nutshell, it’s the kind of film that is best viewed with lots of alcoholic beverages consumed by a rowdy crowd of people! Ahem, not that I indulged myself you know. Come on yaar, seriously!

Salman Khan’s trademark panache and attitude are what carries the film forward. Sohail Khan produces the film, but fails to achieve the same “quality” as his brother Arbaaz did with “Dabangg”. Sure, this is a pure masala film, but “Dabangg” was quality masala. “Ready” on the other hand, is slightly less spicy. Anees Bazmee is the madman responsible for the film, which is a remake of an older Telegu film. Music director Pritam hits the musical bulls eye with the incredibly catchy “Dhinka Chika” (which will have you sticking your hands in your pants and copying Salman’s signature dance move) and “Character Dheela”. What else do you need to know? It’s funny in parts, and painful in others. The movie will give you that feeling that you’ve seen a typical Bollywood masala entertainer and sometimes that’s all you need to be entertained. Don’t listen to the critics, watch this film and if you’ve seen it already, break out the beers and say cheers while Salman dances in the background!


 West is West
If you haven’t seen “East is East” (released in 1999), then you need to go and see it right away. Based on a play by Ayub Khan that first film in this series brilliantly introduces us to the Khan family (whose patriarch is played by the gruff Om Puri) in Manchester England circa 1976. That film showcased cultural clashes during the 70’s and the difficulties a “traditional” Pakistani father has in bringing up his children whom he has had with his second wife (who happens to be a native British woman played by Linda Bassett). It’s hard to measure up to an earlier film that was so good, but the sequel, “West is West” truly is a great film on it’s own. Ayub Khan has returned to pen this coming of age tale that focuses on the last and youngest child (brilliantly acted by Aqib Khan) left at home to be driven crazy by dear old dad. He is angry and culturally more British than Pakistani (at least in his heart). The poor chap is bullied at school for being too Pakistani, and bullied at home for not being enough of a Pakistani. After a particularly disheartening bout with shoplifting, dear old dad decides to whisk his son back to Punjab for some cultural lessons. What follows is a heartwarming and funny fish out of cultural water story with an unpredictable plotline. Warmly directed by Andy de Emmony, the film takes the viewer on an emotional roller coaster ride, with moments of pure comedy that organically rise from the situations in the film. “West is West” is pure film magic, that will make you appreciate quality cinema. Om Puri is perfect and takes cranky nirvana to another level while Aqib Khan as the son, steals every scene he is in. It’s a shame that the film was mostly overlooked, as it’s better than a lot of the recent pop culture Bollywood releases this year. It’s worth a watch, or two, or three…..


 Game
 PB Rating: 8.0 out of 10  Public Rating (by 400 unique users): 5.17
 Director: Abhinay Deo  Producer: Farhan Akhtar, Ritesh Sidhwani
 Music: Shankar Ehsaan Loy  Lyrics: Javed Akhtar
 Starring: Abhishek Bachchan, Kangna Ranaut, Shergill, Sarah Jane, Gauhar Khan, Boman Irani & Anupam Kher
 Genre: Action  Recommended Audience: Parental Guidance
Usually one can expect a top-notch cinematic experience from producers Farhan Akhtar and Ritesh Sidhwani (Excel Entertainment). They usually excel (pun intended) with slick and oh so modern stories that entertain from beginning to end. Well, their latest, “Game” certainly is slick and modern. Unfortunately it’s also quite a hollow film going experiencing. It’s as if director Abhinay Deol couldn’t quite gloss over the fact that the screenplay by Althea Delmas Kaushal, is full of holes. Even the dialogues by Farhan Akhtar seem…off, for lack of a better word. No amount of high production values (or foreign locales like Thailand), or catchy music (which I will get to in a moment) can cover up a weak screenplay (something I have mentioned over and over in this column).

I kept hoping the movie would pick up and blow me away, but alas that “blown away” moment is never truly realized. The cast does a decent enough job, led by Abhishek Bachchan (who scowls like no other), Boman Irani, Anupam Kher (who is completely wasted), Mohan Kapur, and Shahana Goswami (a great actress who is totally being ignored by Bollywood). The music by maestros Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy is totally uninspired and a big let down coming from their other releases this year that include the immensely enjoyable “Patiala House”. The songs are highly derivative from James Bond type melodies to old sixties cabaret rip offs.

All in all “Game” is a film that is enjoyable for those not expecting much but some fun time pass moments. It’s forgotten the minute you walk out of the theater. I can’t give it a Thums Down since it’s worth a single watch, but it’s certainly a limp…Thums Up.


 F.A.L.T.U
 Director: Remo D’Souza  Producer: Vashu Bhagnani
 Music: Sachin-Jigar  Lyrics: Sameer
 Starring: Jackky Bhagnani, Pooja Gupta, Riteish Deshmukh, Angad Bedi, Chandan Roy Sanyal, Arshad Warsi
 Genre: Comedy  Recommended Audience: General
In the film “Accepted”, rogue students form their own university that focuses on having fun, and fooling the parents. The university turns into an actual educational experience for the miscreant students who form the student body. Blah, blah, blah…. and they lived happily ever after.

Wait a sec! Coincidentally, “F.A.LT.U” with a screenplay by Mayur Puri and Tusshar Hiranandani has almost exactly the same plot as “Accepted”! Now, how did that happen, I wonder?!? Ahhhh, you have to love Bollywood and such “inspired” film-making.

Okay, forget the fact that the film is a total rip off of a B-grade Hollywood film. If you can have that filmi amnesia for a moment and take this movie at face value than it’s not a bad film, but it certainly is far from good or great. First time choreographer turned director Remo D’Souza shows promise in his direction, but he is totally let down by the incredibly bad screenplay. It’s got holes so big in it that you can drive rikshaws through them. The characters are half-baked. Jackky Bhagnani inexplicably returns to the silver screen to deliver an okay performance (though he lacks in screen charisma). Arshad Wari and Ritesh Deshmukh look like they are sleep walking through the film. The jokes deliver semi smirks, and I guess the semi smirks kept me awake and watching the whole film till the end. The best part of the film is the hot music by Sachin-Jigar. The songs break up the monotony just enough to carry the film forward. Worth a single watch, “F.A.LT.U” is a faltu comedy at best yaar!


 Dhobi Ghat
 PB Rating: 8.0 out of 10  Public Rating (by 400 unique users): 5.17
 Director: Kiran Rao  Producer: Aamir Khan Productions
 Music: Gustavo Santaolalla  Lyrics:
 Starring: Aamir Khan, Prateik Babbar, Monica Dogra, Kriti Malhotra
 Genre: Art-Film  Recommended Audience: Adult
Kiran Rao’s debut as a director pushes the envelope of Bollywood cinema, breaking free of the usual stereotypical formulaic films we usually see, and giving the viewer a sensuously sensitive portrayal of life in Mumbai. It is the kind of film that leaves you wanting to know more about what happens to the characters after the camera is turned off. Lives come together, meeting for a moment in time, and then move forever apart, while Mumbai stands watch. Is the movie for everyone? Truth be told, it probably isn’t everyone’s cup of chai. It’s cerebral and makes the viewer work through the intricacies of the screenplay (written by the director). It’s one of those rare Bollywood films that stand up to repeated viewings.

I don’t think I need to delve into the storyline too much (nor do I want to), as it’s best to go into this film with no previous knowledge. Know this, there are five characters. The heartbroken lost painter (Aamir Khan) the NRI woman who’s come to India to take photos amongst other things (Monica Dogra), the dhobi by day rat killer by night (Pratiek), the mysterious woman whose videos impact the painter’s life in a major way (Kriti Malhotra) and the actual city itself (Mumbai).

The characters plotlines converge in an explosive manner yet retain individuality throughout the film. These are not caricatures of people you may know, or one-dimensional characters. These are fully realized creations that matter. There are no throwaway characters in this film and each actor has done an exemplary job. The director has conveyed sensuality in the way she has brought the screenplay to life. Kiran Rao is aided in this by the expert cinematography of Tushar Kanti Ray who brings the real Mumbai to life, as you’ve never seen on film before. The use of POV shots at certain key moments in the film gives the viewer even more of an intimate feeling. The haunting background score by Academy Award winner Gustavo Santaolalla (“Brokeback Mountain”, “Babel”) is a delight and works incredibly well to set the various moods throughout the film. If you are looking for idiotic comedy, big bombastic music videos, and meaningless plotlines that tie up neatly at the end, then don’t bother with this film. If you are looking for a movie that will serve up life in all its inconclusive glory, then watch this film. I applaud Aamir Khan and Kiran Rao for having the guts to make a film like this and you will too after you see it.


Thums Down - Recent Films that Disappointed :-(
 Tanu Weds Manu
 PB Rating: 7.5 out of 10  Public Rating (by 400 unique users): 5.17
 Director: Anand Rai  Producer: Sanjay Singh Films
 Music: Krsna  Lyrics: Raj Shekhar
 Starring: R Madhavan, Kangana Ranaut, Jimmy Shergill, Deepak Dobriyal, Swara Bhasker, Ejaaz Khan, Navni Parihar, K K Raina, Rajendra Gupta and Ravi Kishan
 Genre: Romantic  Recommended Audience: General
Sigh, what can I say about a film where each and every character grated on my nerves and caused a tick of annoyance to attack my fact every ten minutes? Not only is R. Madhavan totally annoying in his wish washiness (though he’s apt to kiss a passed out drunk girl on her bed), but the ever so “delightful” Kangna Ranaut’s character (with her shrill ear piercing dialogue delivery that consists of a lot of screaming) is so unevenly characterized, that you wish that both of the leads would just get on with their lives and forget about this luv shmuv business.

Ably directed by Aanand L. Rai in a lackluster fashion, the screenplay by Himanshu Sharma is once again the main dushman of this film. There are moments when you think that the story is going to be great, only to have no follow through on a good concept. Unsympathetic lead characters and a story that meanders till it crawls to the end are the main problems with this film. The music by Krsna is the only thing worth remembering about this movie as the songs have a nice Punjabi rustic feel to them. You know you are in the Twilight Zone when the only saving grace of the film is Jimmy Shergill who actually brightens up the screen when he is on it. Watch this film at your own peril, but have a lot of samosas and whiskey, which will make it all the more pleasurable.


 Tees Maar Khan
 PB Rating: 2.0 out of 10  Public Rating (by 400 unique users): 5.17
 Director: Farah Khan  Producer: Shirish Kunder, Ronnie Screwvala, Twinkle Khanna
 Music: Vishal-Shekhar, Shirish Kunder  Lyrics: Shirish Kunder, Vishal Dadlani, Anvita Dutt Guptan
 Starring: Akshay Kumar, Akshaye Khanna, Katrina Kaif, Raghu Ram, Rajiv Laxman and Arya Babbar
 Genre:  Recommended Audience:
Somewhere while taking a bubble bath in his golden tub, Shah Rukh Khan is laughing his SRK off at the train wreck that is “Tees Maar Khan”. Farah Khan is talented, there is no doubt about that, but “Tees Maar Khan” is a perfect example of an artist whose ego told her that she could do no wrong. The film is lavish to a fault, but hollow, with a story by Farah’s husband Shirish Kunder, that just doesn’t take off. What starts off as a promisingly entertaining story falls flat on its face by the second half of the film. Akshay Kumar hams it up in every scene as the criminal who has been a thief since he was born and Katrina Kaif has nothing really to do but look “jawanilicious”. Vishal-Shekhar’s score has the mega but forgettable hit, “Sheila Ki Jawani”, but for the most part is a big let down considering how brilliant their music for “Om Shanti Om” was. All in all, “Tees Maar Khan” buckles under its own “look at me gosh darn it, I am funny” weight. You will watch this that’s a guarantee, but will you enjoy it? Back to the drawing board Farah, perhaps it’s best to stick with the chemistry you shared with Shah Rukh Khan. Still, regardless of what I write, the movie has and will make a bucket load of money. I just hope there’s no “Tees Maar Khan 2

 No Problem
Hey you! Yeah you! You know what my problem is? You don’t?!? Well, let me tell you something, my problem is that I’ve got no problem. Got it!? Confused? Well, let’s just put it this way, this unfortunate wreck of a film will astound you with the banality of it’s acting, direction, music and story. No way, can you watch this sober, or even drunk. I wonder what the usually reliable Anees Bazmee (“No Entry”) was thinking. For that matter Anil Kapoor, Sanjay Dutt, Akshaye Khanna, Paresh Rawal, and Kangna Ranaut must have checked their brains at the door to sign up for this train wreck of a film. You got a problem with that!?

 Action Replayy
 PB Rating: 7.0 out of 10  Public Rating (by 400 unique users): 5.17
 Director: Vipul Shah  Producer: Blockbuster Entertainment, Hari Om Entertainment, PVR Pictures
 Music: Pritam  Lyrics: Irshad Kamil
 Starring: Akshay Kumar, Aishwarya Rai, Aditya Roy Kapoor
 Genre: Comedy  Recommended Audience: General
Ok so, wasn’t this just an awesome movie. I mean, Michael J. Fox was great as the time traveling kid who has to save his parent’s relationship in the past. Oh, and Christopher Lloyd is a blast as the crazy (yet unbearably funny) scientist who creates the time machine. So awesome yaar! It feels like 1985 again! Woo hoo! What’s that? We’re not talking about “Back to the Future”? Why, when I saw “Action Replayy” it felt like I was reliving that Hollywood blockbuster. The stories are almost identical, though the Bolly-Regurgomatic machine has regurgitated “Back to the Future” into “Action Replayy”. In this Hindi version, we have nerdy Akshay Kumar whose son (played by Aditya Roy Kapur whose hair is almost a living creature) travels into the past to get his parents together and change his dad for the better. Boman Irani plays the mad scientist whose glassy glossy U.F.O. type time machine is the best part of the movie. The special effects for the time machine are outstanding. Yet Vipul Shah’s latest is a huge let down considering his past efforts with Akshay have been really good (“Waqt”, “Namastey London”). The one original (if you can call it that) part of the film is that instead of the fifties ala “Back to the Future”, the son goes back to the seventies in hypnotic Technicolor. Akshay is fairly ok in the film, Aditya Roy Kapur give it his all, but his magically changing hair is a distraction, Aishwarya Rai could do this kind of role in her sleep, Neha Dhupia is relegated to the background, Om Puri is simply shouting all the time, and Kirron Kher is just about there. The music by Pritam is a letdown except for the track, “Zor Ka Jhatka” which is insanely catchy. Watch this if you like to torture yourself for a couple of hours.

 Isi Life Mein
Zzzzzzzz…wake me when Rajshri Films actually joins the 21st century. I was looking forward to some kind of family magic when hearing about this film. Perhaps, I thought that the venerable production house was going to have the kind of hit that “Maine Pyar Kiya” gave them back in the day. Unfortunately, “Isi Life Mein” is instead the final nail in the coffin in terms of Rajshri Films viability as a dependable movie production house. It’s a shame, because their television serial “Yahaan Main Ghar Ghar Kheli” has all the magic that their films seem to be lacking. “Isi Life Mein” is another stale boy girl romance. This time around the film is directed not by Sooraj Barjatya (who seems to be pretty much retired), but Vidhi Kasliwal (who apes Mr. Barjatya’s directorial style). Akshay Oberoi provides a flat performance as does his co-star Sandeepa Dhar. Salman Khan’s cameo is more exciting than most of this film. Come on Rajshri Films, you can do better than this! Until the film division is relevant again, I’ll be watching “Yahaan Main Ghar Ghar Kheli” where the true Rajshri spirit is alive and well.

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